This all-too-real struggle is the dance we do for fashion's sake. With a shimmy here and a hop there, convincing yourself that once they're on, they’ll stretch. Definitely. Probably. Prayer might become part of the process, looking up and pleading, “Please let them zip up all the way.” And when they finally do, it's a triumph akin to scaling Mount Everest. Sure, breathing is optional at this point, but hey, you're going to look fabulous, and isn't that what counts?