47 Hilarious T-Shirt Sayings You Will Laugh out Loud at ...

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There are so many t-shirt sayings adorning chests everywhere. They range from funny to downright raunchy. My husband is a t-shirt sayings collector, though he has toned down his tastes since we had kids and realized they would start asking what the sayings meant. Whether you love the G-rated version or the X-rated version, these shirts are sure to make you laugh!

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7. Funny Way to Say Netflix

Funny Way to Say Netflix Via Ellie
For all the single ladies who are proud of their status comes this cute t-shirt.

10. I'm Not Saying I'm BATMAN

I'm Not Saying I'm BATMAN Via batsrule.org.au
Dads could wear this t-shirt and their kids would be delighted.

14. Drink All Day

Drink All Day Via cafepress.com
This shirt would be fun to wear on St. Patrick's Day!

17. YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA

YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA Via YOUR PANTS SAYS YOGA | ...
Not very nice, that's for sure, but sort of funny too since it isn't directed at a specific person.

19. I Can Handle This

I Can Handle This Via skreened.com
Girl power right here! Also, a cute reference to Disney's Hercules movie.

22. I Have

I Have Via Humorous & Funny T Shirts, ...
You could customize this to say anything - "I have triplets," perhaps?

24. I Shitzu Not

I Shitzu Not Via scoutmob.com
A fun riff on a common saying that is perfect for anyone!

27. I'm Mexican

I'm Mexican Via "I'm Mexican I Can't Keep ...
Again, you could customize this with any nationality or even your occupation to make it fit your life.

32. Inside out

Inside out Via hairstyles360.com
When you pull the shirt up, there is a picture inside. Hilarious! My kids would love these!

34. Workout Wear

Workout Wear Via clean-eating-dirty-workouts.tumblr.com
I snuck this one in even though it isn't classically funny - but it does have a good message.

40. Ocd

Ocd Via Quotes
If you're particular, you'll be able to identify with this shirt's saying.

42. Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones Via Slutty Pirate Costume t shirt ...
There are tons of Games of Thrones fans out there, so don't be surprised if you see all your friends wearing this one too.

47. Humerus Humor

Humerus Humor Via Etsy :: Your place to ...
A little bone humor for everyone to enjoy.

Do you wear t-shirts with sayings like these? Did you see one on this list that you simply must have?

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I have #26

I have a shirt that says, "Friday. My second favorite F word."

these are really good

Loved the maternity one about the buns that made me laugh so much!! :)

I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk.

I need the "hooray sports" one 😂

Ermagawd I'm in love

I love the hidden curse word one. #33

Funny stuff!

i love fb shirts

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