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9 Thoughts All Girls Have when in the Dressing Room ...

By Cassandra

I have a love-hate relationship with shopping. Don't get me wrong - there's no better feeling than finding something that is not only ridiculously sexy, but that you're ninety-five percent sure will make you feel like you're on the runway. That is, until the overly crowded dressing room comes into the picture and you realize that being trendy has a major price.

1 Wiggling into Skinny Jeans

"Alright ovaries, no pain, no gain."
Wiggling into Skinny Jeans

2 Sneaking Grainy Pictures of Your Outfit

"I can't tell if this dress makes my butt look fat or if it's just this sketchy lighting."
Sneaking Grainy Pictures of Your Outfit

3 Testing out Something New That Could Be a Hit or Miss

With any luck, that midi skirt just may end up being your greatest purchase yet. "Fashion gods, please don't fail me now."
Testing out Something New That Could Be a Hit or Miss

4 After You Realize Your Bestie is Next Door

"Come in here, quick! Is my panty line showing?"
After You Realize Your Bestie is Next Door

5 You Debate Getting That Really Cute Top in Different Sizes but Back out Last Minute

30 minutes later and your zipper is still stuck. "Welcome to hell on earth."
You Debate Getting That Really Cute Top in Different Sizes but Back out Last Minute

6 When You Throw on the One Shirt You *Really* Wanted...and It Fits!

"I'd like to thank all of my fans for this incredible moment."
When You Throw on the One Shirt You *Really* Wanted...and It Fits!

7 After Trying on Ten Different Things, but Only Leaving with One

...And it's your least favorite. "Well, those are three hours of my life I'm never getting back."
After Trying on Ten Different Things, but Only Leaving with One

8 Or when You Enter into an Alternate Universe and Everything Fits

"Man, I really do have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé."
Or when You Enter into an Alternate Universe and Everything Fits

9 How You Feel when You Finally Leave the Sweaty Dressing Room

Truer words have never been spoken.
How You Feel when You Finally Leave the Sweaty Dressing Room

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