When it comes to fashion and playing dress up, there are certain universal situations and quotes that almost all women can relate to. It doesn't matter who you are, how old you are, or where you're from, these hilarious fashion quotes and memes will really hit home!
Table of contents:
- 1. If Wishes Were Horses...
- 2. Oh Murphy
- 3. Want Vs Need
- 4. Oh the Process
- 5. Shirt "Dress"
- 6. Eternal Shoe Lust
- 7. Unwanted Opinion
- 8. Life Lessons
- 9. Why do We do It?
- 10. Deep Dark Fears
- 11. Punctality
- 12. Flats Vs Heels
- 13. Online Shopping!
- 14. And Finally...
1 If Wishes Were Horses...
Am I the only one who has this thought? Wishes can come true, right? Is anyone listening? Scientists? God? Intergalactic aliens?
2 Oh Murphy
ALL THE TIME! And every time it happens, you promise to try harder and channel your inner Blair Waldorf or Carrie Bradshaw. But of course laziness prevails. Besides, who's got the time to put on something nice when you're just running to the store around the corner?
3 Want Vs Need
Ah, the eternal struggle of want vs need. Whenever it gets too hard to justify a new buy, I just go with "You know what, I DESERVE a new dress". Why? Because I'm awesome and so are you.
4 Oh the Process
Why is dressing up so hard? Is there a manual one can buy? It's always the same. Frantically searching your wardrobe, shortlisting 20 things, trying them on, trying on matching shoes and accessories and so on. By the time you're ready to go, your room looks like a war zone. Of course you look fabulous and you feel even better, so it's all good.
5 Shirt "Dress"
Haven't we all had that moment when you look at someone's "dress" and think "Did she forget her pants?". This is exactly why I steer clear of short shirt dresses.
6 Eternal Shoe Lust
Yep, this is every woman, every time she sees a pair of shoes she likes.
7 Unwanted Opinion
Pssh...what do they know.
8 Life Lessons
9 Why do We do It?
Oh this is so very true. Sorry boys!
10 Deep Dark Fears
It's a very valid fear too. I mean, who wants to go through the troublesome process of deciding when you can repeat the exact same outfit without some jerk going "Oh didn't you just wear this the other day?"
I am a stickler for punctuality and I usually start getting dressed early but if it was a one OR the other situation, I'd go with late and looking great.
12 Flats Vs Heels
Now that I'm almost 30, I find myself opting for comfortable footwear more often than I'd like, but I know there are plenty of women who can't imagine functioning without their high heels on.
13 Online Shopping!
You had me at "no bra". Don't you just love the convenience of online shopping? Thank God for the internet!
14 And Finally...
Now here's a conversation we've all had.
Significant Other: "Are you ready to go?"
You: "But I have nothing to wear!"
Significant Other: "What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Your closet is full of clothes and shoes!"
You: "Bah. Go away"
Which of these fashion quotes and memes did you identify with most? Tell us!
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