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47 Hilarious T-Shirt Sayings You Will Laugh out Loud at ...

Eliza

There are so many t-shirt sayings adorning chests everywhere. They range from funny to downright raunchy. My husband is a t-shirt sayings collector, though he has toned down his tastes since we had kids and realized they would start asking what the sayings meant. Whether you love the G-rated version or the X-rated version, these shirts are sure to make you laugh!

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1. Oh Hell No

Oh Hell No Via Oh Hell No T-Shirt Southern ...
This is one of those t-shirt sayings that could be taken a couple of ways, but that's what makes it fun.

2. I'm NOT SAYING I'm WONDER WOMAN

I'm NOT SAYING I'm WONDER WOMAN Via Unavailable Listing on Etsy
I'm pretty sure every mother on the planet needs this t-shirt.

Frequently asked questions

Oh, it's simple! A funny t-shirt can break the ice, make people laugh, and show off your sense of humor. It's like wearing a part of your personality on your chest!

Well, it depends where you are. Some places might be okay with it, while others might find it offensive. It's all about using good judgment and knowing your audience.

There are so many places! Online stores like Etsy, Amazon, and even custom printing sites let you either find awesome designs or create your own.

A great t-shirt saying is short, clever, and relatable. It should be something that makes people think 'Oh, that's so true!' or 'That’s hilarious!'

Absolutely! You can totally get creative and come up with your own funny sayings. There are various sites and local print shops that let you design and print your own shirts. It's super fun!

3. Mom Shirt

Mom Shirt Via Funny T Shirt, Mom Shirt ...
No one will doubt that you have kids when you wear this shirt out into the world.

4. Unisex T-Shirt

Unisex T-Shirt Via Offensive Shirt Mens Tee Guys ...
This shirt would be funny on a man or a woman.

5. I Understood That Reference

I Understood That Reference Via I Understood that Reference by ...
If you're a fan of the Avengers, you'll know just what this shirt means.

6. I like to Party

I like to Party Via 28 T-Shirts For When You ...
I think we all feel this way at some point or another.

7. Funny Way to Say Netflix

Funny Way to Say Netflix Via Ellie
For all the single ladies who are proud of their status comes this cute t-shirt.

8. Say Tortillas

Say Tortillas Via Items similar to Say Tortillas ...
Anyone will laugh if you say this instead of "cheese" during a photo session.

9. So Depressing

So Depressing Via My Fitness Goal Funny Novelty ...
This shirt has a funny sort of motivation behind it that just might work for some people.

10. I'm Not Saying I'm BATMAN

I'm Not Saying I'm BATMAN Via batsrule.org.au
Dads could wear this t-shirt and their kids would be delighted.

11. The Hobbit

The Hobbit Via The Hobbit Lord of the ...
If you love the Hobbit and are vertically challenged, this is the shirt for you.

12. If You Can't Say Anything Nice

Via Etsy :: Your place to ...
A little snarky, but still funny at the same time.

13. Sigma Alpha Iota

Sigma Alpha Iota Via ΣΑΙ: fundraising, recruitment, philanthropies, and ...
If you belong to a sorority, this t-shirt is a fun addition to your wardrobe.

14. Drink All Day

Drink All Day Via cafepress.com
This shirt would be fun to wear on St. Patrick's Day!

15. Gotta Love Sheldon

Gotta Love Sheldon Via Custom T-Shirts, Unique Gifts, Posters, ...
Watchers of The Big Bang Theory will get the reference on this shirt.

16. Late Again

Late Again Via Funny T-Shirt Saying
There's a funny kind of truth to this, don't you think?

17. YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA

YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA Via YOUR PANTS SAYS YOGA | ...
Not very nice, that's for sure, but sort of funny too since it isn't directed at a specific person.

18. I'm Sorry

I'm Sorry Via Etsy :: Your place to ...
If you suffer from "the hangries" you'll love this shirt.

19. I Can Handle This

I Can Handle This Via skreened.com
Girl power right here! Also, a cute reference to Disney's Hercules movie.

20. Buns in the Oven

Buns in the Oven Via Buns in the Oven T-Shirt ...
This is an absolutely hilarious maternity shirt! Would you wear it?

21. I Run

I Run Via Slower Than A Turtle | ...
This shirt is for the budding runner in all of us.

22. I Have

I Have Via Humorous & Funny T Shirts, ...
You could customize this to say anything - "I have triplets," perhaps?

23. Maternity

Maternity Via Items similar to Maternity NAVY ...
This is a super cute maternity shirt saying.

24. I Shitzu Not

I Shitzu Not Via scoutmob.com
A fun riff on a common saying that is perfect for anyone!

25. You're Wrong

You're Wrong Via NO YOU'RE WRONG TEE T ...
It might not be true all the time, but it sure is funny!

26. I May Be Wrong

I May Be Wrong Via Ladies Funny tshirt I May ...
You probably aren't wrong, which makes this the shirt for you.

27. I'm Mexican

I'm Mexican Via "I'm Mexican I Can't Keep ...
Again, you could customize this with any nationality or even your occupation to make it fit your life.

28. Keep Talking

Keep Talking Via Keep Talking | Fitted T-shirt ...
Psychiatrists will get a huge kick out of this hilarious t-shirt.

29. Hunger Games

Hunger Games Via I Recommend Vodka | V-Neck ...
Hunger Games followers unite - wear this great t-shirt to show your allegiance.

30. ADORKABLE -

ADORKABLE - Via Items similar to ADORKABLE - ...
This shirt speaks for itself - it's funny and cute at the same time.

31. Baby Onesie

Baby Onesie Via Amazon.com: Relax My aunt's a ...
As long as they are clean, I think it's funny to buy onesies like this one.

32. Inside out

Inside out Via hairstyles360.com
When you pull the shirt up, there is a picture inside. Hilarious! My kids would love these!

33. Hidden Curse Word

Hidden Curse Word Via Book Geek Nerd School Librarian ...
There's no mistaking what this shirt says, but the happy little letters take the sting out of it a bit.

34. Workout Wear

Workout Wear Via clean-eating-dirty-workouts.tumblr.com
I snuck this one in even though it isn't classically funny - but it does have a good message.

35. Book Lover

Book Lover Via Amazon.com: The Book Was Better ...
If you ask me, the book usually is better than the movie. What side are you on?

36. Sarcastic Sports

Sarcastic Sports Via Hooray Sports | T-Shirts, Tank ...
Support a sports lover in your life without having to wear team attire.

37. Pleasing Everyone is Impossible

Pleasing Everyone is Impossible Via Pleasing Everyone Is Impossible - ...
It's funny because it's totally true!

38. Baseball

Baseball Via Softball Slogans for Your Team ...
If you love baseball, you'll laugh at this play on words.

39. Meatetarian

Meatetarian Via Meatetarian t-shirt Meat Lovers shirt ...
Announce your meat eating lifestyle with this funny shirt.

40. Ocd

Ocd Via Quotes
If you're particular, you'll be able to identify with this shirt's saying.

41. Booze

Booze Via I'm Here for the Boos-Unisex ...
Another funny play on words that makes this t-shirt silly, but not raunchy.

42. Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones Via Slutty Pirate Costume t shirt ...
There are tons of Games of Thrones fans out there, so don't be surprised if you see all your friends wearing this one too.

43. It Happened Again

It Happened Again Via It Happened Again | T-Shirts, ...
Pretty funny, don't you think?

44. Keep Calm

Keep Calm Via Keep Calm.....Essential Oil T-shirt ....Say ...
If you practice aromatherapy, it would be even better while wearing this t-shirt.

45. More Aromatherapy

More Aromatherapy Via Under The Influence of Oils.....Essential ...
Or this one for that matter.

46. I Run Better than the Government

I Run Better than the Government Via I run better than the ...
It might be true in a lot cases.

47. Humerus Humor

Humerus Humor Via Etsy :: Your place to ...
A little bone humor for everyone to enjoy.

Do you wear t-shirts with sayings like these? Did you see one on this list that you simply must have?

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i love fb shirts

I need the "hooray sports" one 😂

I love the hidden curse word one. #33

I have #26

these are really good

Are there any,"Far Side," T-shirts?

Funny stuff!

Loved the maternity one about the buns that made me laugh so much!! :)

I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk.

Ermagawd I'm in love